The phrase “theater of war” was never so appropriate, as Evan and Jay command a seemingly endless force to conquer the twin landscapes of film and DVDs. From the latest releases to classics both forgotten and cherished, The F.I.L.M. Army is ever vigilant, and always accepting recruits.
…the politics of oooooh feeling good (about being right). What the F.I.L.M. Army lacks in rhyming ability, they make up for in sheer movie netcasting might. And this month...
LISTEN HEREThere are few things more unabashedly cheesy and yet so roundly loved and adored like the slow clap. Seriously, start one up wherever you are right now. In the...
LISTEN HEREAs our Fearless Announcer(TM) states. September is by far the worst month for movies. Too late for the summer blockbuster yet too early for the Oscar bait, September is...
LISTEN HEREHow exactly does Evan feel about Inception director Christopher Nolan? He paid me 50 bucks to make this the show title. While Nolan may be all the rage on...
LISTEN HERESay what you will, the Nicolas Cage Hair Length vs Film Quality Ratio has largely yet to be disproven, and Sorcerer’s Apprentice doesn’t look like it’s going to upset...
LISTEN HEREWhat was that line from Donald Rumsfeld about going to battle with the army you have…. So yeah, this is late. And a bit slapdash. But to be honest,...
LISTEN HEREContinuing with our tradition with emulating film franchises, this third installment of The F.I.L.M. Army is overlong and either a landmark episode in its own right, or a sad...
LISTEN HEREFollowing the rule of cinema that the second of anything is better than the first (The Empire Strikes Back, Godfather 2, Crank 2), this second iteration of The F.I.L.M....
LISTEN HEREAnd with that, Evan reclaims his crown as the worst punster of all time. He’s unduly proud, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Short show this week,...
LISTEN HEREUpon no small amount of reflection, it would seem that Gordon’s have been involved in some of the biggest events in puppet down. Gordon Shumway, of course. Gordon from...
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