Towelie Is A Political Prisoner! Towelie Is A Political Prisoner!

This may be my final post. My veins are clogged with the finest ri-coh-ta (channeling Giada there) and my belly is full of the soda of the red birch. If I must die, my only regret is there is no bacon anywhere nearby to act as kaishaku, as befits my noble food warrior spirit.

Location: Black Sheep Pizza

Links:

Martha Washington Was Hot

Porno Bowl

Drive Through Outsourcing

Michael Phelps Is A Stoner

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