Have you ever wanted to send something in to the F.I.L.M. Army? A review or maybe a commentary on cinema or DVDs? Maybe a rant or even a recommendation? Here’s how:

Get yourself Audacity (free) and a microphone (not free, but you should already have a microphone for all the Chat Roulette you are doing). Record something anywhere between 3 and 15 minutes (some exceptions will be made beyond these limits, but they better be damn good). Save the file in the audio format of your choice (mp3 preferred) and send it to film@fancypantsgangsters.com with your name and a description of the what your segment is about. If we use your segment, you’ll get your name on the show and a $25 Amazon gift certificate for your troubles.

We do reserve the right to edit your segment for content, clarity, and timing, so don’t get all uppity if we cut it down a bit. We promise to be gentle.

Deadline for submissions is the 25th of each month, so be sure to get your segment in on time. The earlier the better.

Any questions, feel free to email us or leave them in the comments.

How exactly does Evan feel about Inception director Christopher Nolan? We paid me 50 bucks to make this the show title.

While Nolan may be all the rage on the movie papers (and in Evan’s heart), there’s more going on in the world of film and DVD. I mean, just look at all the stuff we talk about this show:

Tales From The Pile: American Splendor, Crumb, and American Pop – Evan

Brotherly Love: The Karate Kid – Courtney & Cameron

Box Office Poison: I Know Who Killed Me – Nate

War Room: Inception group review – Courtney, Evan, Todd (with a little Jeff)

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Say what you will, the Nicolas Cage Hair Length vs Film Quality Ratio has largely yet to be disproven, and Sorcerer’s Apprentice doesn’t look like it’s going to upset this universal truth.

Old favorites and new locations abound this month, as the Army does it’s first War Room in Pants Tower. While it lacks the defensibility of the still-in-progress Casa De Pantalones, it does have that certain bourgeois charm.

Segments:

Trailer Feature – Jeff

Lights, Cameron, Action:  Letters To Juliet – Cameron

Box Office Poison:  Battlefield Earth – Nate

War Room: Flawed Films – Jay, Evan, Courtney, and Jeff

All music this month provided by Repo Men, available on Blu-Ray and DVD July S

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What was that line from Donald Rumsfeld about going to battle with the army you have….

So yeah, this is late. And a bit slapdash. But to be honest, May (and June) has kicked the crap out of the F.I.L.M. Army, so we couldn’t put on a show to the level you have come to expect. But the segments we did have were pretty keen, if you ask me, and it would be a shame to waste them. So without further ado, please enjoy this month’s edition of the The F.I.L.M. Army.

Section listing to come later, I promise.

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Continuing with our tradition with emulating film franchises, this third installment of The F.I.L.M. Army is overlong and either a landmark episode in its own right, or a sad reminder of past glories. So, will we be Return Of The King or Spiderman 3? It’s too bad we couldn’t get Dokken to do our theme song this time, as that is the best indicator of success in all things, film or otherwise.

Pop Up Blocker: 2010 Clash Of The Titans review – Courtney

Cole Kohler of Snack Attack Samurai Interview – Evan

Box Office Poison: The Adventures Of Pluto Nash – Nate

Lights, Cameron, Action: The Last Song – Cameron

War Room: Summer Movie Preview – Jay, Jeff, Evan, and Tom Brazelton of TheaterHopper.com

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