Say what you will, the Nicolas Cage Hair Length vs Film Quality Ratio has largely yet to be disproven, and Sorcerer’s Apprentice doesn’t look like it’s going to upset this universal truth.

Old favorites and new locations abound this month, as the Army does it’s first War Room in Pants Tower. While it lacks the defensibility of the still-in-progress Casa De Pantalones, it does have that certain bourgeois charm.

Segments:

Trailer Feature – Jeff

Lights, Cameron, Action:  Letters To Juliet – Cameron

Box Office Poison:  Battlefield Earth – Nate

War Room: Flawed Films – Jay, Evan, Courtney, and Jeff

All music this month provided by Repo Men, available on Blu-Ray and DVD July S

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